I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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