Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
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I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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