Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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