the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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