you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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