So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I think my moral compass just broke
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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