so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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