I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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