White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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