"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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