This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
