Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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