it was like eating out sand paper
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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