somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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