I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
pray to the hookup gods
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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