stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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