So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
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I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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