My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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