I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
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he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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