Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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