that's an acceptable place to lick
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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