I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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