you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I lost the right to judge tonight
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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