so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
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I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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