yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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