Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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