i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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