Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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