Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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