needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
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Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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