ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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