i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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