My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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