I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
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I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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