I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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