Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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