So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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