OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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