Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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