I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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