Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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