Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
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just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
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