She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
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He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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