did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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