Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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