drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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