I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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