hell yes lets make some ravioli
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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