I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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