Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
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