Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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