i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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