I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
His hands were made for my vagina.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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