Buhtt sex?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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