I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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