Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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