Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
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He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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