do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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