i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i think i have two assholes
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
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I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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